Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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