she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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