Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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