Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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