But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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