He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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