im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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