Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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