My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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