Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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