i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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