Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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