i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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