yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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