my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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