yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Im part way to drunk.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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