bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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