the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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