JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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