just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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