You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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