their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just fell off a train. Bad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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