Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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