I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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