I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Buhtt sex?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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