The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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