There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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