Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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