After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
tell me about the fingering
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