You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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