My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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