Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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