At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just blew my weed a kiss
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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