i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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