Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
