She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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