please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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