david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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