don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Barsexuality is the new black.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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