You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
