Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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