i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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