I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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