party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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