I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This baby is an asshole
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I had to cum in my sink.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
