What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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