Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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