porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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