well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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