this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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