Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
