He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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